Welcome back to DMNastics, the gym for dungeon masters to work out their minds.

I am one of your host, DM Neal, aka Jote Moniac.

And I am not alone, but I am also not with DM Celeste, aka DMC, Witch.

No, you are with DM Derek, aka How Not to DM.

I got to get my pump on.

Done.

You're here in the gym.

It's still very funny to me that, like, I work at a gym, and, like, this wasn't, like,

this was just a schick before, but, like, the amount of things that I could, like, that are genuinely applicable that I could say are, they wouldn't, it would be too much. No one would find them entertaining or funny at all. I worked at a gym in college, actually. So, you know, So today we're talking about working in a gym.

No, I'm just, and today we're going to look at another article because I thought that's

the best place for you to start for your first training session in the gym.

We're going to look at an article entitled Dungeons and Dragons, Nine Tips for Flavoring Spiritual Weapons.

And this was brought to us by Marissa Fior from The Gamer.

And I just, I thought it was a really, I thought it was a good article.

And then I started reading it.

And part of me is also just like, how have I not thought of these things?

This is very straightforward.

Why have I not done this?

You know, I thought very similar things.

So with that in mind, let's jump right in.

Will you spot me?

Yep.

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