Welcome back to DM Nastics, the gym for Dungeon Masters to work out their minds.

I am DM Jeremy Cobb.

You can call me your friendly, or excuse me. I used to be called your friendly neighborhood DM,

but my player is revolted,

and now I'm simply the very neighborhood DM.

You'll never find a more neighborhood DM than me.

And I am one of your hosts for this episode,

joined by...

DM Neal, aka Jot Moniac,

and as someone who has listened to you be a dungeon master,

it is hard to argue their point that you should have friendly removed from your title.

Yes, honestly, fair play to them. I don't blame them one bit.

It's impossible. Okay, so the first part of this exercise, since it is your first time here in the

D-Egnastics Gym, I am going to see what you do with this.

And I have not prepped you at all.

And I don't apologize.

What do we think we should entitle this exercise?

So common themes for my titles are alliteration is fun.

Pop culture references are fantastic.

So while you think about that, I'll set us up because we are looking once again at an article.

Again, always to try and have a mindful eye look at it with as objective

and opinion as we can and garner as much information as dungeon masters are

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