Welcome back to Dianastics, the gym for Dungeon Masters to work out their minds.

I'm winning your host, D.M. Celeste, aka. Sea Witch.

And I'm your other host, D.M. Neal, aka. Jote Moniac.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

So today's episode is titled Jump the Shark.

It is a term that is used to explain that something has basically gone too far.

Oftentimes it is in reference very specifically to a TV show where it has basically gone

too far too fast.

It is in direct reference to Happy Days when Fonzie was in Hollywood and he quite literally

jumped a shark while water skiing.

It is very ridiculous.

And a show that was already somewhat ridiculous as a character that basically had superpowers because he would just hit things and they would work.

So, yeah, we're going to jump the shark because today we're going to be talking about an

article entitled Dungeons and Dragons 21 best exotic mounts.

We need to start with how weird that is. Yeah. Because first and foremost, what a weird number.

Yeah. Don't do that. 21? That's super weird. I don't like it. It's a lot for an article.

I don't like it at all. I don't like it at all. The term exotic, that gets weird. It gets weird fast. Also, after you read the entire list, it remains weird. Yeah. So, Celeste and I are going to choose what we think are actual fun ones to talk about. And that's the whole point of this article.

Yeah, yeah.

We have 21 to pick from.

So you're getting... choose what we think our actual fun ones to talk about. And that's the whole point of this article.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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