Welcome back to D'Amnastics, the gym where Dungeon Masters work out their minds.

I'm one of your hosts, D.M. Celeste, aka. Sea Witch.

And I'm your other host, D.M. Neal, aka. Jote Moniac.

Ah, dear listener, I'll give you a hint as to what my name, my, uh, gnome de Guerr actually means. A hint, a hint. Jack of all trades, master of none. Speaking of hints, though, this is a terrible segue. Oh, it was good. It was so good. Because today we're going to be talking about an article that is chock full of that sweet,

sweet, inflammatory language in the title.

Yay.

Ten hints in D&D that a DM should never give to a party.

Oh, I, wow.

For any reason.

Yeah.

Okay.

This is, I'm so curious. I also love the tagline that's immediately after it. Yeah. Okay. This is, I'm so curious.

I also love the tagline that's immediately after it.

Playing a dungeon master in Dungeons and Dragons can be one of the most rewarding experiences offered in the cave.

I'm like, I don't know.

These aren't working.

Are these things linked?

Yeah.

All right.

Well, this is by Jeffrey Robinson. I don't know if we've

had one from Jeffrey yet. So we'll see. Well, I love this sick art, though. They've got like a really

old school wizard, like with electricity coming out of his fingers in the image. So that's neat. Oh, yeah. That's that old school. I can't remember what it's from. But dear listener, if you click the link in the show notes, you'll head over to that article on the gamer and be able to see that. And maybe you could let us know. Yeah. First up, and so I think the easiest question is going to, first off, you and I are going to answer, have we done it?

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