Welcome to the first ever, ever episode of Double Shot of Penguins.

It's going to be bumpy, as we've been saying here. Throughout the day, we're

trying to do some different things here, different camera angles, different production, different

push this button, push that button. And look, we've got football helmets here, Halleck,

what are you doing? What is all this? You got that one. I got this one.

Gently take this one so that I'm throwing the dolphins out.

I'm just going to gently take this one and he's being nice to that one over there. Look at that two hands. We've got hockey masks.

We've got hockey masks. Now the catch with hockey masks is they wouldn't go to the side, would they? It'd be like this. Does that make sense? Does that look like something? Yeah, you angle it a little bit so you can see penguins and you can see Ducks. Mighty Ducks. The mighty Ducks. Which they really ought to still be called. They really should still be called the mighty Ducks. That's their opponent, the Penguins opponent tomorrow night in the dreaded first game after a long road trip we're going to talk about today first and foremost as it relates

to the hockey club is what a trip yeah that was pretty pretty good five points when you're

considering who they played and five out of six yeah and it's not just

the wins and losses it's that if you go through I got some numbers here for you the

the flyers had been eight two and two before the penguins beat them right and beat

them they schooled them. Yeah. Seriously.

The lightning had been arguably the second best or third best team in all of hockey.

And they had won seven out of eight.

Penguins go down there and they beat them.

Now that was not their best performance.

No.

That was the one I covered last week where, oh boy, Tristan Jari had to be out of his mind.

And then you get to the game in Dallas and you have lived a few years in Dallas.

You were closer to watching the stars way more than any of us.

Teams loaded.

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