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It's going to be bumpy, as we've been saying here.

Throughout the day, we're trying to do some different things here different camera angles different

production different push this button push that button and look we've got football helmets

here how like what are you doing ah what is all this you got that one i got this one gently take this

one so that i'm throwing the dolphins that's going to gently take this one and he's being nice to that one over there.

Look at that two hands.

We've got hockey masks.

We've got hockey masks.

Now the catch with hockey masks is they wouldn't go to the side, would they?

It'd be like this.

Does that make sense?

Does that look like something?

Yeah, you angle a little bit so you can see penguins and you can see Ducks.

Mighty Ducks.

The mighty Ducks.

Which they really ought to still be called.

They really should still be called.

That's their opponent, the penguin's opponent tomorrow night in the dreaded first game after a long road trip.

We're going to talk about today, first and foremost, as it relates to the hockey club,

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