DJ Khaled Cocoa Butter Prank Call

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2016

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

I call Walmart complaining that I took DJ Khaled's advice a little too literal and put cocoa butter in places that it shouldn't have been.

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0:00.0	Not necessarily a better idea.
0:01.0	Thank you for calling Walmart.
0:02.7	This call will be monitored or recorded for quality assurance.
0:05.7	It's terrifying.
0:07.5	Your call is being transferred to the operator.
0:14.5	This is weird.
0:17.0	Thank you.
0:19.5	Help you.
0:21.6	Yes, hi. I had a question, I guess, for really anybody.
0:24.6	I was in your store, I guess, a few days ago when I purchased some goods and I'm getting, like, I guess, I don't know if it's an allergic reaction.
0:33.6	I don't have allergies, but I bought cocoa butter.
0:35.6	And I don't know if there's something wrong cocoa butter, and I don't know if there's
0:38.2	something wrong with it, so I was just wondering if maybe somebody could tell me what was going on
0:41.9	or if anybody else has complained about similar products.
0:46.4	Would that be cocoa butter in the pharmacy area, the HBA?
0:50.8	It's like lotion.
0:52.3	It's not really pharmacy.
0:53.3	It's not prescribed.
0:55.1	Yeah, it's HBA.
0:56.2	Health and Vitiate.
0:57.7	Yeah, alleviate.
0:58.5	Yeah, so I was putting it everywhere.
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