Well here he is again folks, Dizzy Dean, brought to you by the makers of Johnson's

wax for Carnue, the wax fortified auto polish that cleans and polishes your car in one easy application.

Howdy folks, say Frank, I wish you'd explain something to me.

What does that wax fortified mean exactly?

Well, I'm glad you're curious, Dizzy.

And this is Frank Achen you're curious, Dizzy. And this is Frank Eshin, happy to satisfy,

Dizzy's curiosity. It means the Polish is fortified or made more effective, Diz by the

wax that is one of the ingredients. And that means fortified, Frank.

Yes, Dizzy.

And here perhaps is a better way to explain it to you.

You remember when you were a youngster you probably could throw pretty hard.

You probably were a good pitcher right from the start with that strong arm.

Yes, Frank, it was some arm. But don't worry, I'm not going to tell you that I knocked squirrels out of the tree's

left-handed so I wouldn't bruise them up too much.

Ah, thanks for passing that one, Jerome.

But we were having a lesson on the word fortified.

Well, even with that strong arm, you became a better pitcher when you learned to throw a curve.

In other words, the acquisition of a curve fortified you as a pitcher.

Fortified, C. Jerome?

Now I know what you mean, Frank.

I like to learn them things.

But I was pretty well fortified, Frank, when that just fastball.

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