Divisional Picks, Best Bets: Bills Mile High upset? Bears magic?

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Chris Simms

Football, Sports

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

It's the best football weekend of the year! Chris & Mike tackle a Divisional Round full of intrigue: can Josh Allen beat the Broncos defense on their own turf? Can Drake Maye rise against the dominant Texans D? And will Florio freeze on the Chicago sidelines? Plus, one of the guys picks a sweep for the underdogs.

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0:00.0	Yo, yo, what up, homies?
0:01.3	On today's Chris Sims on Button and the PFT joint megapix pod.
0:04.8	It's the division around.
0:06.1	It's one of the best weekends of the year.
0:08.1	And, oh, boy, do we got some great games?
0:10.5	Mike and I are neck and neck and our pick standings down the stretch.
0:13.8	And one of us picks all underdogs to win.
0:17.7	One of us is crazy.
0:19.7	All right.
0:20.3	It all starts right after this.
0:24.9	I got to wait for a high roller to offer me a sweet.
0:27.9	You can't go sit out in the stands like a real fan and enjoy it and like dress warm and be just be a man.
0:35.3	Come on. Aren't you a man? No. No.
0:38.9	I know you're not.
0:43.7	The manhood will be tested on Sunday night in Chicago.
0:46.9	The manhood will be shriveling on the sidelines in the single digits if it gets that low.
0:51.0	A legal manhood shrinking.
0:52.8	That's a 15-yard penalty.
0:58.2	I can say more, but let's just keep it rolling.
1:01.3	We are here for the divisional round picks.
1:05.7	And yeah, we'll be in Chicago.
1:07.0	I wish they already built their dome, but Chicago is awesome.
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