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Joel Osteen Podcast

Divine Surprises | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.423.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

If you’ll keep God first place, you won’t be able to outrun what He has in store.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.0

Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.0

We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled.

0:12.0

God bless you today and enjoy the message.

0:15.0

God bless you and it's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast,

0:22.7

YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person.

0:27.1

We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services.

0:30.2

But I'd like to start with something funny.

0:31.7

And I heard about this pastor.

0:33.6

He was walking down the street when he came upon this group of young boys that were surrounding a small dog.

0:39.8

He asked what they were doing.

0:41.7

They said they were having a contest that whoever could tell the biggest lie would get to keep the dog.

0:47.8

The pastor launched into a 10-minute sermon, starting with, don't you know lying is a sin?

0:53.2

And ending with, when I was was your age I never told a lie

0:56.5

there was complete silence and just when he thought he'd gotten through to them the youngest boy

1:01.7

spoke up and said all right give him the dog say it like you mean it this is my Bible

1:08.6

I am what it says I am I have what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says

1:13.9

I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess. My mind is alert. My heart is

1:21.7

receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about divine surprises.

1:32.3

God has moments of favor already lined up for you that you didn't see coming. Unexpected

1:38.8

blessings and good breaks that catch you off guard. There was no sign of it. You weren't next in line for the

1:45.9

promotion. The medical report said you weren't going to get well. You've been single a long time.

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