Divine Surprises | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | God bless you and it's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week |
| 0:19.5 | through our daily podcast, |
| 0:21.4 | YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you |
| 0:26.6 | be a part of one of our services. I'd like to start with something funny and I heard about this pastor. |
| 0:32.4 | He was walking down the street when he came up on this group of young boys that were surrounding |
| 0:37.3 | a small dog. |
| 0:38.5 | He asked what they were doing. They said they were having a contest that whoever could tell |
| 0:43.3 | the biggest lie would get to keep the dog. The pastor launched into a 10-minute sermon, starting with, |
| 0:49.8 | don't you know lying is a sin? And ending with I was your age I never told a lie there was |
| 0:56.3 | complete silence and just when he thought he'd gotten through to them the youngest boy spoke up |
| 1:00.9 | and said all right give him the dog say it like you mean it this is my Bible I am what it says I |
| 1:08.9 | am I have what it says I have I can do what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:13.7 | Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
| 1:21.3 | I will never be the same. In Jesus' name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about divine surprises. |
| 1:31.2 | God has moments of favor already lined up for you that you didn't see coming. Unexpected |
| 1:37.5 | blessings and good breaks that catch you off guard. There was no sign of it. You weren't next in |
| 1:43.9 | line for the promotion. The medical |
| 1:46.2 | report said you weren't going to get well. You've been single a long time. No indication. |
| 1:51.6 | Anything was going to change. Then suddenly your business takes off. Your health turns around. |
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