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Joel Osteen Podcast

Divine Surprises | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

If you’ll keep God first place, you won’t be able to outrun what He has in store.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.0

God bless you and it's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week

0:19.5

through our daily podcast,

0:21.4

YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you

0:26.6

be a part of one of our services. I'd like to start with something funny and I heard about this pastor.

0:32.4

He was walking down the street when he came up on this group of young boys that were surrounding

0:37.3

a small dog.

0:38.5

He asked what they were doing. They said they were having a contest that whoever could tell

0:43.3

the biggest lie would get to keep the dog. The pastor launched into a 10-minute sermon, starting with,

0:49.8

don't you know lying is a sin? And ending with I was your age I never told a lie there was

0:56.3

complete silence and just when he thought he'd gotten through to them the youngest boy spoke up

1:00.9

and said all right give him the dog say it like you mean it this is my Bible I am what it says I

1:08.9

am I have what it says I have I can do what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do.

1:13.7

Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive.

1:21.3

I will never be the same. In Jesus' name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about divine surprises.

1:31.2

God has moments of favor already lined up for you that you didn't see coming. Unexpected

1:37.5

blessings and good breaks that catch you off guard. There was no sign of it. You weren't next in

1:43.9

line for the promotion. The medical

1:46.2

report said you weren't going to get well. You've been single a long time. No indication.

1:51.6

Anything was going to change. Then suddenly your business takes off. Your health turns around.

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