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Joel Osteen Podcast

Divine Interruptions | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes God allows delay in order to protect us.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting

0:06.7

the ministry. We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor-filled.

0:13.5

God bless you today and enjoy the message. Well, God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes.

0:20.4

We love you, and we know God has great things in

0:22.8

store. If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:28.0

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in and thanks for

0:32.4

coming out again today. I'd like to start with something funny each week. And I heard about

0:37.1

this husband and wife.

0:38.8

They were driving down the road, and they saw a sign that said,

0:42.2

Nacadoches, 40 miles ahead.

0:44.6

They begin to argue over how to correctly pronounce the name Nacadoches.

0:49.1

The husband got so upset.

0:51.1

He finally said, when we get to the town, I'm going to stop and prove that I'm right.

0:56.2

They drove silently for the next 30 minutes. When they got there, he pulled in to the first

1:01.1

fast food restaurant he could find. They both marched up to the counter. He said to the young

1:06.0

lady working behind it, my wife and I have been arguing for the last 30 minutes. Would you please tell us

1:12.9

very slowly and very clearly how to pronounce the name of this place? The young lady's eyes

1:19.1

got real big. She leaned over the counter and said, Burger King. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it.

1:28.7

This is my Bible.

1:30.5

I am what it says I am.

1:32.4

I have what it says I have.

1:34.3

I can do what it says I can do.

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