Divine Interruptions | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2024
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting |
| 0:06.7 | the ministry. We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor-filled. |
| 0:13.5 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. Well, God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:20.4 | We love you, and we know God has great things in |
| 0:22.8 | store. If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.0 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in and thanks for |
| 0:32.4 | coming out again today. I'd like to start with something funny each week. And I heard about |
| 0:37.1 | this husband and wife. |
| 0:38.8 | They were driving down the road, and they saw a sign that said, |
| 0:42.2 | Nacadoches, 40 miles ahead. |
| 0:44.6 | They begin to argue over how to correctly pronounce the name Nacadoches. |
| 0:49.1 | The husband got so upset. |
| 0:51.1 | He finally said, when we get to the town, I'm going to stop and prove that I'm right. |
| 0:56.2 | They drove silently for the next 30 minutes. When they got there, he pulled in to the first |
| 1:01.1 | fast food restaurant he could find. They both marched up to the counter. He said to the young |
| 1:06.0 | lady working behind it, my wife and I have been arguing for the last 30 minutes. Would you please tell us |
| 1:12.9 | very slowly and very clearly how to pronounce the name of this place? The young lady's eyes |
| 1:19.1 | got real big. She leaned over the counter and said, Burger King. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:28.7 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:30.5 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:32.4 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:34.3 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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