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The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast

Dividing the United States

The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.31.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Jim makes the case for universal basic income, takes a critical look at "poverty tourism" in South Africa and proposes splitting America up into different countries. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Pay attention. Welcome to the Jim Jeffries show. I'm Jim Jeffries. There are roughly

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40 million Americans living in poverty, but thanks to Donald Trump, that's all

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about to change. The administration is

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considering changing the official definition of poverty so fewer families

1:47.3

will qualify for government assistance. So problem solved! I guess that's one way to deal with poverty. Just say it's not

1:56.6

poverty. That's like if you say had stage four cancer and the doctor said no that's

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