Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host Bravo, Bravo, Jucking, Bravo. Today, my plan was to go over a bulk of Real Housewives of New Jersey. So to go through episodes like two through whatever they're on now, six. But I only made it through four. Just kidding, five. I only made it through five. I got five on it. And then I tapped out. I took a gummy last night trying to make it a leisure, make it make a little sugar, make the medicine go down easier, right? And then I got very confused because I didn't understand what everybody's beef was. It's a seven-layer beef dip, one too many layers,

one too many beefs. And I had, I was taking notes, I had little diagrams, I had columns

with lists of why each person is upset and then lines crossing. I might, I might post it,

I might share it, of trying to just keep in my mind, who's mad at whom for what? And it's different, it's different,

you know, degrees of mad. Some of these beefs are real spicy. Some of them are mild. And in any case,

we don't really need them. The most frustrating thing to me about Jersey is that they've got these

little bickers and issues with each other. Y'all don't need it. They about Jersey is that they've got these little bickers and issues with each

other. Y'all don't need it. They don't realize that they are just entertaining they can be,

just being who they are just living. You know, Danielle, doing her thing with the bougie kids,

that whole luncheon got sidetracked talking about an issue. I'm starting to get an eye twitch. I'm trying to get a headache right now over my right eye, just even thinking about how ridiculous it is to try to watch this show and enjoy it. Ladies, I come to you for a respite from the madness of the world. A little bit of chaos, cool, cool. But every single

episode being everybody mad all the time, I need some laughter, I need some fun. And that's why I

appreciate the Jen Fessler is on. I appreciate that Dolo had the charity baseball event. Thank you.

There's got to be moments that break up

this just madness. So when you're at the boozy kids lunch, right? And Danielle's bringing up

beef that she had with Teresa and Jen Aden because she thinks they set her up to talk about the

rumor of Melissa being in a car, making out with

some guy in a car that was all made up. Why are we doing this? Why are we doing this? What is the point

of making up rumors about Melissa being a car? Who cares if she was? You know what I mean? I know it's

not true, but like that's all we got. If you're going to make up something about somebody, it better be real good. But anyway, we're going to go through just the high notes of this. Okay. And so pretty much my, the purpose of this, I, the episode one, I did a full recap. I did a full blown recap. After that, I was like, oh, man, I don't, I don't if I can do it because unlike the Valley, unlike other franchises where I did a full-blown recap. After that, I was like, oh, man, I don't, I don't know if I can do it. Because unlike the Valley, unlike other franchises where I do a full-blown recap, a lot of this is the same note on the piano. Just ding, ding, every episode, dang, still talking about, I can't do it. So instead, I'm going to give you an overarching summary. I'm going to tell you, okay, pretty much over the last four episodes, here's what went down. But before we do that, let's talk about the dive that I just did on my Instagram account. Because yesterday, and this pod's all over the place, forgive me. I've been trying to record this pod and put it out for like two days. But Jersey stuff, things keep happening. I thought we are good.

I did a whole thing. I got sidetracked for a different reason for one 24-hour period that I'll talk

about at the end of the pod. It has to do with book talk. Okay. This reason was last night, as many

of you know who follow the Instagram account, I fell into a deep dive, unexpected, which is my favorite kind. I got online

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