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Run That Prank

Diva Lounge

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

How can the Diva Lounge reject Fool #1's auntie?  This is not good for business!

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0:35.0

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0:38.1

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0:40.2

Hang on to that for that.

0:42.4

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

0:45.6

What you got, Neff?

0:47.3

Diva Lounge.

0:50.0

Diva Lounge.

0:53.0

We are headed to Montgomery, Alabama. That's where it is. Diva Lounge. Let's run that. This is Larnetta. Yeah, Larnetta. I'm trying to, um, you don't want to own the Diva Lounge, right? Yes, I do. Okay. My aunt trying to, um, my A. Phyllis was trying to get an appointment, say y'all rejected her or something like that on getting an appointment for this past Saturday that she wanted to get in and get our hair dead.

1:19.6

I'm sorry, sir. No one rejected her. Right now I'm not accepting any new clients.

1:23.9

Hold on. So what, what do you mean you're not accepting no clients? That's the part I'm not trying to understand. Because my infillers, you know, she didn't call up there like two times in what she's telling me about she can't get in there to Deva Lounge, that she can't get in there and get her hair done because every time she called, they're saying that, you know, won't nobody take her, give her an appointment. Sir, I am the only stylist at the diva lounge, and right now I am not accepted any new clients. I am so sorry for your aunt, but there are other salons in the area, but right now I am not accepting any new clients. No, no, hold on, hold on, wait a minute, no, my auntie wanted, she want to come there. That.. Who the hell you cursing? I'm just saying this here. My ain't is trying to get her weave done. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. You just curse me out for no apparent reason. I just told you. I just said, fuck that. Because basically what I'm trying to say is, I don't understand how it is you can't get my ain'ty hair done. She's trying to get her weave done so she can be right for church. So I don't understand the problem. But the problem is your ass attacking me. How in hell you're going to call me talking about your damn aunt wants a damn appointment, but you're cursing me out. You won't be able to get an appointment with me talking to me like that.

2:35.6

Now, what I said?

2:37.6

Excuse me, let me talk because your f***s me out.

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