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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.

Who was?

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for is, Neff?

Diva Lounge. Diva Lounge. Let's try it. Come on, Kat. This is Larnetta. Yeah, Larnetta. I'm trying to, you don't want to own the Diva Lounge, right? Yes, I do. Okay. My aunt trying to, my A. Phyllis was trying to get an appointment, say y'all rejected her or something like that on getting an appointment for this past Saturday that she wanted to get in and get our hair dead. I'm sorry, sir. No one rejected her. Right now I'm not accepting any new clients. Hold on. So what do you mean you're not accepting no clients?

That's the part I'm not trying to understand. Because my aunt Phyllis, you know, she didn't call up there like two times and what she's telling me about she can't get in there to Deva Lounge, that she can't get in there and get her hair done because every time she called, they saying that, you know, won't nobody take her or give her an appointment?

Sorry, I am the only stylist at the diva lounge, and right now I am not accepted any new clients. I am so sorry for your aunt, but there are other salons in the area, but right now I am not accepting any new clients. No, no. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, minute. No. My ain't want to, she want to come there.

That. Who in hell you cursing? I'm just saying this here. My ain't is trying to get her weave. My ain't is trying to get her weave done. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. You just curse me out for no apparent reason. I just told you. I can say, fuck that.

Because basically what I'm trying to say is,

I don't understand how it is you can't get my any hair done. She's trying to get her weave done so she can be right for church. So I don't understand the problem. But the problem is your ass attacking me. How now you're going to call me talking about your damn aunt. What's a damn appointment, but you're cursing me me out you won't be able to get an appointment with me talking to me like that now okay so what i said

excuse me sir excuse me let me talk because your just cursed me out now you're going to hear what i

have to say so i'm not accepting any new clients at this time now she could have called but right now i'm not i'm just not accepting any new clients at this time. Now, she could have called, but right now I'm not. I'm just not accepting any new clients. I apologize, but there's nothing else I can do. I work. Hold on. Because you know what? I already know the deal, because I didn't already ask around town. You got all these, everybody over there got all these big time cars,emers and raised rovers so them the people

them only the people you do you can't do so my my ain't a regular person you can't do no listen

let me tell you one damn thing i don't discriminate i don't give a damn what you drive yeah

you can draw a damn four piss over all i care i go to right now start my damn schedule is book

and i cannot take any more new class. There are a thousand there to laws in Montgomery that you can go to. Okay, let me let me say, let me say this to you. What's your name again? Loranetta. Let me tell you this right here. I'm going to bring my auntie up there. I'm bringing my 80s. Hey, you're going to shut up why I'm talking. Hey, look, I'm going to bring auntie up there. You don't start my 80. Hey, you're gonna shut up while I'm talking.

Hey, look, I'm gonna bring my auntie up there. I go, damn, Nathan, this one is you talking too. I'm sorry, say what? No, no, but you ain't been to just reject my a ain't. She's trying to get her idea for church. Reject, somebody's going to put... Listen, okay, hold on.

All professionalism is about to go out the door with your

now I have been trying to be professional with your ass that you just call me.

But you insist on cursing me out and I haven't done anything to you.

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