Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable, a word of production.

This week, the gens break out the food of love, as Mark throws down the lyrical gauntlet,

so Bob does a hold down and Wade lows his rapping, as they accompany their internet gems

with their best singing voices.

Yes, it's time for Distractable the Musical!

Now sit back and prepare to be truly distracted and enjoy the show!

Hello, gentle listeners and welcome back or to Distractable.

My name is Markiplier, I am your host for today and I will be the judge and arbitrator

of Good Quality Content of which you guys came here for.

And the providers of said Good Quality Content are none other than my very good friends,

Bob and Wade, hello.

Oh, that's me, baby.

Hey, I am one of those two as well.

Mmm, which one?

I don't know, the internet tells me I Bob, but I thought I was Wade.

Wouldn't you like to know?

I would, which is why I asked.

If you can tell me your names, I'll give you a point.

I'll say is that my wife is commonly referred to by the internet as Molly.

And I will say that my dog's are...

That's all I'll say.

Oh, oh, you're done.

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