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Weird Little Guys

Disorganized Crime, Pt. 4

Weird Little Guys

iHeartPodcasts and Cool Zone Media

True Crime, Society & Culture

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:06.0

Quarzo Media.

0:11.1

On December 8, 2000, a bishop ordained a new minister in his church.

0:18.5

The procedure for this sort of thing varies depending on the denomination.

0:23.4

But in this case, the ceremony didn't take place in a church.

0:28.0

There was no ceremony, and there wasn't really much of a church to speak of.

0:33.5

There's not even any evidence that these two men ever met face to face.

0:38.5

The ordination took place through the mail,

0:41.6

and by the time William Fink was holding the envelope containing his certificate of ordination,

0:46.9

it had already been opened.

0:50.3

Federal prisons opened most of the mail, sent to the people they house.

0:55.1

A few years into his 14-year sentence for beating a man to death while working as a corrections officer in New Jersey,

1:02.4

Fink felt divinely called to reinterpret the Bible.

1:07.0

He even learned ancient Greek to create his own translations of biblical texts,

1:12.6

all in service of proving that Jewish people were the descendants of Satan.

1:18.6

And this certificate made it official.

1:22.6

He was a Christian identity minister.

1:26.6

Today, William Fink is one of the leading purveyors of Christian identity propaganda.

1:32.3

The man who ordained him, Frank Smith, is dead.

1:40.0

I'm Molly Conger, and this is Weird Little Guys.

2:04.6

This is the story of Frank Smith's final evolution.

2:14.3

He was a bank robber, a bomber, a hitman, a lone shark, a Nazi, and for the latter half of his life, a minister.

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