This is a global player original podcast.

This is the Restless Native's podcast with the Clown and the Wolfman,

a completely unscripted

version of it, because in all honesty, I haven't written anything today, so off the top...

Honesty's the best policy box. Sometimes you've just got to own it, so right, without any script

in front of me, here is the free wheeling introduction for Martin Comston. We are joined today by the

Wasteco-we wearing TV detective, Turbo Banana

himself, Mr. Malteseer eyes,

the one and only Vegas Greenokian.

It is Mr. Martin, Combson.

You never say your thing is the

fragrant pouting.

The gorgeous fragrant pouting.

That's your go-to thing.

I've never told you this before, but I nicked that, right, off a brilliant guy called Phil Todd from Paisley.

He's a fucking great guy, Toddy.

And Toddy, he wouldn't mind me saying, enjoyed a drink and used to come and sleep in my office at the newspaper to get out of trouble.

And he used to do fantasy football every week

you know dream team and I won it one year

and I think I want it was a decent amount of dough

like I think I want about 800 quid and I said you know what Toddy right

let's put it behind the bar and I ended up getting a bill for 400 quids

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