Hit the music.

We partners we brothers and we friends

Hey, hey, hey, oh yeah, how are you folks welcome to the show Wednesday it's

wet here's the voice already don't don't that's all right let her roll god damn it

it's a morning thing I spit up like nine pound lobster clams I met pick a seafood

long homelots here's me I get folks one cigarette this morning that's it it helps me

poop and then I put it out of my own thigh on the toilet just to show how tough I am

anyhow you know what they say we partners we brothers and we friends exactly

real quick I'm Chris rock I'm tired of talking to my butt Amy Schum was on

the front of the New York Post triggered traumatized I believe you

understand that's a marketing move that's the hey we get a capitalized on this

you were right there but that's all that is oh where are you traumatized

really more to traumatized when I get punched in the fucking face had the

black guy all over the internet I used to fucking like her then I asked her to

put my special on her Twitter thing she wouldn't so fuck you got a lot of

more fuck you's coming in a very famous people what am I gonna what are they gonna

kick me out of the fucking studio

it's just a goat

I can't help but I jerked off that because it was funny not because it was a

kid it's a fucking goat mama anything else I don't know I'm just I woke up mad

about I woke up mad about this I hate Will Smith and his wife so much and

listening to all these people act like where did that come from like he hasn't

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