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Warning, the following podcast contains

Quickly named Food Courts,

two double beds becoming a quadruple bed,

three-story cowboy boots,

and tasteful 90s colors you'd find in a juice box commercial.

All this, plus, Jacquees Neal returns to talk Disney's All-Star Resorts on today's value-priced podcast, The Ride.

The Ride. Welcome to Podcast the Ride, a theme park podcast hosted by three men who are only around sporting equipment.

If it's used as scenery at a novelty hotel. My name is Mike Carlson.

Joining me as always, Jason Sheridan.

Yes, I love all the giant objects that populate these hotels.

Well, of course.

But sporting equipment, when was the last time you were around it in an earnest way,

other than it being in an Orlando resort?

Yeah, that's a great point.

It's a really good point. Surely, actually, Mel, let me ask you, when was it? Do you know? I don't know. I feel like playing with the dog? Sporting equipment? Yeah, what's the equipment? Maybe a small ball? I guess that's kind of a stuffed ball. A small... No, dog toys don't count. Dog toys don't count. A tennis ball would, though, I feel. Scott Geertner here, yes. A tennis ball that's actually earnestly for a human would count with this question. They had to have made it with earnest intentions, and otherwise the tennis ball doesn't count. Because it can't be like a cute dog ball for this question. It has to be a real tennis ball. And this is probably the answer, the like Griffith Park, dog park. There's usually a few tennis balls lying around. So you pick one up and throw it. That's probably it. A used dog tennis ball. A used dog tennis ball. But they say you're not supposed to give them regular tennis balls anymore because they can chew them up and choke on them.

There's more, there's harder ones you can get for them.

Mike's just lording his famous love of tennis over Jason.

But I don't, that's not exactly, I won't even count that for this exercise because I don't

know.

Scott, do you have an answer?

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