Disney Presents: The Princess and The Bum

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🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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We discuss the Disney-fication of classic fairytale and which female character is the fairest pickmeisha of all. Cinderella scam extras: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50839479 The Contenders: 00:52 - Ariel from The Little Mermaid 06:49 - Disney-fication 09:27 - Sailors are the original Furries. Greek Mythology. 12:37 - Snow White - Mommy McCleanMaid? 14:20 - Prince Projection. 15:24 - Reaux learns the story of Bluebeard 16:45 - Hunchback of Notre Dame 17:13 - Beauty & The Beast. Belle be reading. Gaston is kinda fine. 24:39 - Tiana from The Princess and the Frog 26:12 - Tiana, Pocahontas and the complications of whitewashing racism in Children's movies 29:25 - I ain't saying Naveen's a gold digger but.... 34:25 - The Pick Me competition is stiff but one eeked out a win 35:55 - Jasmine from Aladdin 39:41 - Anna from Frozen. Kristoff is a smelly furry. 42:44 - Pocahontas fell in love a guy who wanted to shoot her in the face. 46:58 - Is Meg from Hercules the only FDS Queen? 51:20 - 2D vs 3D princesses 53:34 - Cinderella 55:50 - Merida from Brave 56:16 - Mulan Follow us! Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheFemaleDatingStrategy Website: www.thefemaledatingstrategy.com Twitter: @femdatstrat Instagram: @_thefemaledatingstrategy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Female-Dating-Strategy-109118567480771

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0:00.0	What's up, Queens?
0:06.2	Welcome to the female dating strategy podcast.
0:09.5	I'm your host Roe.
0:10.7	I'm Savannah.
0:12.1	And this is Lily.
0:13.5	And today we're going to have a smackdown fight about which Disney princess is the biggest
0:19.6	picnisha.
0:20.6	Who's the fairest picnisha of all?
0:23.2	The fairest picnisha in the land. We should whip out the British accents again.
0:27.3	Oh, God. The fairest picmisha in all the land.
0:32.0	Like two people told me I had a good British accent and I was like, I don't believe you.
0:36.9	No, that was intentional. I wanted it to be bad on purpose, so I'm offended that you liked it. That was my
0:43.0	best effort, so y'all can drag that, but that's going to hurt my feelings because that was the
0:46.4	best I could do. Sorry. All right, so I'm going to make the case. I'm going to make the case that Ariel is the biggest
0:57.8	pig me show of all. I disagree. She disagrees. Okay. Okay. So tell us, right? Why? Why? Pray tell.
1:06.5	Savannah already revealed to us she has not seen this movie. So you're lucky you made it out of your childhood and this wasn't, and this wasn't like a ubiquitous part of everything because I remember mermaid everything.
1:20.0	What do they call it the Disney princess world, the princess world with all the different princesses?
1:25.9	But Ariel was one of the first characters of the Disney Renaissance when they started making these animated film,
1:32.2	uh, animated films directed towards, uh, girls. So Ariel was a 16 year old girl who lives under
1:40.1	the sea and she has this natural curiosity about life, and she occasionally goes up to the
1:47.0	surface. She's a mermaid, obviously, occasionally goes up to the surface and collects things
1:52.8	that humans have. And one day, she's floating up to the surface, and she sees this guy, Eric, on a
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