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Am I the Jerk?

Disney Karen CUTS THE LINE to get on a ride FIRST... so I got her KICKED OUT

Am I the Jerk?

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Relationships, Society & Culture

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Disney Mom cuts the entire line just so she and her stupid kids can get on the line before everybody else.

0:06.5

But after waiting in this line for so long, as well as observing her smug attitude as she walked in front of all of us,

0:12.5

I decided that enough was enough, as I went out of my way to make sure this lady not only couldn't get on the ride,

0:18.3

but also knew that what she was doing was incredibly wrong. And I've honestly never felt better about getting back at somebody in my life. Here's what happened. Today, I visited Disney for the first time since I was nine years old. It was a super fun day. And while the lines were longer than I remember, maybe I was just excited back in the day. Now, my friend and I discovered the single rider lanes and took advantage

0:38.2

of that due to the shorter wait times. And it didn't matter to us to ride separately. As we were

0:43.2

waiting in that line, a family of four, namely a mom, two daughters and a dad walk through the

0:48.1

middle of the line holding hands. Several people are disgruntled and asking what they're doing. But the

0:53.1

mom then claims that they forgot

0:54.5

something on the ride. They then make it to the part of the ride, where single riders, fast pass

0:59.2

riders, and the original line are all in a similar area. One of the ladies behind me then screams out,

1:04.6

well, what did you forget? And at this point, everyone in the single rider lane is fuming, as we all

1:09.6

realize she's just waiting to get on the

1:11.4

ride with her kids. They even got shuffled into the pre-ride movie area before my friend and I,

1:16.6

and at this point we are shocked that no one brought it to any of the staff's attention.

1:20.8

Meanwhile, all the single riders are trauma bonding over this lady's boldness and entitlement.

1:25.3

So when my friend and I got shuffled into the

1:27.8

pre-ride movie area, I tell one of the staff what the lady and her kids looked like, and what she did.

1:33.2

He says at this point, since they are already in line to board the car, he literally can't do anything

1:38.4

about it. Well, we make it to the boarding line, and lo and behold, there's the lady and her two

1:42.9

kids. Well, not wanting to let this go,

1:45.2

I stop yet another employee, and I explain the situation. Now, she says she will let someone know,

1:50.6

but walks in the opposite direction of the rider operators. Then one of the kids runs up to a man

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