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🗓️ 12 October 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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It might be the happiest place on earth, but there is some strange stuff going on with the corporate mouse machine. From cryogenically frozen founders to wraiths in the rides - the house of mouse has its share of folktale and lore. But which of these stories have a foundation in reality and which are nothing but glorified creepypasta? We put on our ears, grab an overpriced corndog, and get to the bottom of Disney conspiracies this week. Plus, the fellas talk about the benefits of living in Orlando (it’s a short conversation), Brent talk about the benefits of having Conspiracy Bot as your accountant (it’s a shorter conversation), and the show benefits with special guest James Payton (unfortunately for him, it isn’t a short conversation) All of that and more on the podcast that’s never been to a Disney theme park, but we do have robots with plans to have our heads frozen - Hysteria 51.
Special thanks to this week’s research sources:
Research Assistant - Raymond Walden IV
Books
Walt Disney: The Triumph of the American Imagination | Neal Gabler
Videos
Disney Discovery Island urban exploring - https://youtu.be/_GmjNTxr1T4
Disney's Forgotten Theme Park - Abandoned Discovery Island - https://youtu.be/va1mawENadI
10 Movie Theories That Completely Change Disney Films - https://youtu.be/mxgkQy4IuJ8
Websites
Snopes - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/suspended-animation/
Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walt_Disney_Company
USA Today - https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2020/05/03/disney-world-what-is-discovery-island-where-man-caught-camping/3074416001/
JPost - https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/culture/no-truth-in-claim-that-walt-disney-was-an-anti-semite-410965
USA Today - https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2015/09/09/walt-disney-jim-henson-pbs-documentary/71891210/
PBS - https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/how-a-strange-rumor-of-walt-disneys-death-became-legend#:~:text=But%20there's%20also%20the%20disturbing,Walter%20Elias%20Disney%20had%20died.
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0:00.0 | They say I'm disturbed. |
0:02.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
0:05.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
0:08.0 | When you tell me spools, I'm not crazy. |
0:11.0 | With hysteria. |
0:12.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
0:15.0 | This brain is gone. |
0:17.0 | This is hysteria 51. |
0:19.0 | Here here. |
0:20.0 | The truth is out there. It's alive. but you won't find it here. |
0:26.0 | They're coming for you. |
0:27.0 | Look, there comes one of them now. |
0:29.0 | Welcome in Hysterination to the podcast that's never been to a Disney |
0:37.7 | theme park. Wait hold on. Um, all right. I need a fact check here. Is that is that true this time I've been everywhere |
0:45.4 | That's that's what I thought this podcast has never been to a Disney theme park |
0:50.7 | But we do have robots with plans to have our heads cryogenically frozen. |
0:55.0 | This is Hysteria 51. |
0:57.0 | Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. |
0:59.0 | I think the difference is he'd like to freeze our heads now. That sticks out to me. |
1:05.7 | Just like you, Brand, always sweating the details. |
1:08.8 | See the thing is, last time I said we hadn't been to the rock and you've actually been there, so I was checking on it. |
1:16.0 | I mean, she's the producer, she's been there, but I've never been, so you know, yeah, |
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