I

The Antichrist, you got me in a vendetta kind of mood. Finally lost that Louisville that was blocking my

pipeline. It was like being raped by Ray Lewis. Well at least it was an easy out. Oh my god,

did that hurt. Just kept sliding and slide go what? Holy straight is an arrow. We're going to have

to turn this into an open segment. Popo talk. God, feel so much. 2.02 and a half today, which is

hey folks, my high was 2.29 beginning of the year. Started dieting about 2.25. It's 23 fuck. I'm just

kept it off since April and he coming back. Did I tell you I mastered, did I, did I mention this

on the end that I mastered the New York pizza crust? I did, right? Feel like what do you have

fucking retarded? Yes. What a time to master pizza crust. Fucking trying to diet.

I just told Dallas I got a five pound a Boston butt. That's a pork shoulder that you, you know,

it's also known as a picnic roast. They leave the fat on when you cut a picnic roast.

And yeah, I was up at 9 o'clock this morning, layer of onions, a cup of chicken stock, garlic,

dry rub on the thing, throw it in a slow cooker for eight fucking hours. Okay, I said to my wife,

she can call me and thank me later on a house. She wasn't there.

But like I said, I told Dallas, I'll be eating just the pork tonight. You know, barbecue sauce on

it. What is the little sugar? My wife will be making sandwiches like she's blimpy from

the

I will glad to pay you Tuesday for a pulled pork sandwich today. Folks might, I don't

if you get that, you're going to be 71. Red Sox, beat the royals, big fucking deal.

What was the whole thing about the outfield wall, the ball getting stuck in the wall?

Oh, yeah. That was glad you brought that up. It was the only interesting part of the game.

Somebody hit a fucking fly ball. Kansas City player hit it to left field. And you know,

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