Dishonorable Discharge Is A Double Entendre

Bold American Pod

Barstool Sports

Government & Organizations

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🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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ROUND 1: A former guerrilla fighter, convicted drug trafficker & biological father of at least 50 kids also became the world’s oldest professional soccer player this week. The real kicker? He’s the Vice President of Suriname. ROUND 2: Ahh the Bactrian Treasure… Ancient artifacts of gold & gems considered Afghanistan’s most important & valuable… but where is it now?! ROUND 3: Remember fallen tech superstar Elizabeth Holmes & her fake deep voice & her Steve Jobs all black outfits & her fraudulent startup, Theranos? That was weird. Remember how Former Defense Secretary James Mattis was on the company’s board? That was weird, too. This week he’s testifying in court & sharing how he was duped! ROUND 4: Biden opposes honorable discharges for troops who refuse vaccine ROUND 5: Siiiick Calllllllll! Man ejaculates from anus but waits 2 years for medical help

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0:00.0	Hey, Zero Block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple Podcasts,
0:05.1	Spotify and YouTube.
0:06.4	Pride members can also listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:10.1	Revely, Revely, Revely!
0:11.7	Get's a Friday edition here on Zero Block 30 and today we have five rounds in the magazine.
0:31.2	Round number one, a former guerrilla fighter and we're not talking about somebody at the
0:35.1	zoo folks, we're not doing any straight up monkey business.
0:38.0	That's all we're doing today.
0:39.4	No monkey business at all.
0:40.8	But a guerrilla fighter convicted drug trafficker and a biological father of at least 50 kids.
0:46.7	That's right, 50 kids became the world oldest professional soccer player this week, the
0:52.4	real kicker.
0:53.4	He's also the vice president of a place called CERANOM.
0:56.7	CERANOM, as you know, has a population of 575,999 people.
1:03.5	So maybe you can listen and learn a little bit about what's going on in South America
1:07.5	with the oldest professional soccer player.
1:10.5	Round number two, the back gin treasure.
1:14.4	How he say it, back gin treasure.
1:16.2	Ancient artifacts and gold and gems are considered afghanistan's most important and valuable
1:21.7	resource.
1:22.7	But where is it now?
1:25.1	Kate takes us on a treasure trove of a little treasure hunt with the afghan folks looking
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