Forever

Dog.

Warning, the following podcast may contain a chaos zoo.

Swamp-aged soda.

Reluctant water pursuits.

And a lot of backpack guys talking in hush tones.

All that.

Plus, we float over to Disney World's long-abandoned Discovery Island on today's

podcast, The Ride.

Music Welcome to podcast the ride, the show recorded live in an unventilated shed.

I'm Jason Sheridan, joined as always by Mike Carlson. Yeah, I'm here, and it's hot in this unventilated shed. Well, that's the dramatic tension. Will we finish the episode or will we cook a lot? Oh, it's tension? It's not heat from an unventilated shed? Huh? Well, it's heat, but for the listeners, it's tension. Oh, okay. I see you're saying.

Scott Gerdner here, of course. Hey, uh, relax. There's plenty of 25-year-old, unopened mountain dew to go around. I'm sorry, did I say, I meant opened, but only three-quarters drink.

So, you know, probably more than room temp, you know, and it's flat.

I'd say it's probably lost the fizz.

But other than that, we can split that among the three of us, and that should sustain us

for not just an hour and a half, but a couple months if we need.

You don't think Jason's drank like years old Mountain Dew before? Come on. There's got to be at least five-year-old Mountain Dew you've had. I've got some bad news. I was not looking. I drank a bunch of the Anubin Mountain Dew, and then I drank the snake in the Diet Coke bottle. Oh, no. I drank the the preserve snake did i say snoke instead of snake

oh i get smoke you're hallucinating it's one of those fun pronunciations i like calling it

snoke i think snakes are snokes and that's fun i have fun it is fun i mean maybe i'll try it

but you're elucinations he's such a famous character, though.

You can't not hear when you say Snoke.

You know who he is.

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