Discontinued Snacks (w/ Zak Toscani)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
You know what's never been discontinued? AFE, on the shelves every Thursday since 2016.
Guest:
Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. |
| 0:28.5 | The podcast of fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of popular culture. |
| 0:33.1 | On today's episodes, we are drafting discontinued snacks. |
| 0:38.8 | Hold for applause. Our guest today is our dear |
| 0:41.2 | friend the stand-up comedian |
| 0:42.9 | the just the all-faird the |
| 0:45.0 | the stand-up comedian the stand-up comedian |
| 0:47.3 | a man I saw walking down |
| 0:49.5 | York not not 24 hours ago |
| 0:52.3 | man of the people man of the people. Man of the people. |
| 0:54.3 | You can touch him. |
| 0:55.4 | You can touch him, but he lives in heaven, but he walks on earth. |
| 0:59.6 | He thinks in hell. |
| 1:00.7 | He just ain't Panda Express and he's still upright. |
| 1:06.8 | It's Zach Descone. |
| 1:07.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.1 | Thanks for having me. |
| 1:10.0 | I'm your host, Deere Carmell. |
| 1:11.0 | With me, as always, are my friend Sean Jordan, who refuses to wear socks. |
| 1:23.8 | He will not wear socks. You want the pig? You want the pig? You want the pig? Don't know. Don't know. No, man. No. He wants you to see the pig. He's been built up. It's like a sauna. |
| 1:24.9 | It's a closed room. |
| 1:26.0 | He's got tar on it. |
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