Hey everyone. Welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I'm Layla London, aka The Curious Girl. Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work. It's also not suitable for anybody under 18. But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my sex life, sex in general, and everything

in between, an explicit, raunchy, look at. And these are unfamiliar dicks. I wish these were familiars. Familiar dicks. I love a familiar dick. I mean, that's what gets me excited. When I see somebody with a pet, I'm like, well, they can't be a bad person.

They can't be all that bad. They can't be an ax murderer. I don't know. Maybe they can't. How many ex-murderers have Labradoodles? I'm always hopeful and optimistic, right? And I'm like a little kid. I'm like, oh yes, yay! Found one. We're going to fuck. This is fantastic. Because I love Dick. Oh my gosh, I was so looking forward to fucking him. However, I know better at this point when I know to listen to my gut. I know to believe what I see. Oh, great. Instantly, like, my panties are wet. I mean, my pussy's just like panting. And I'm like, oh, my God, I would so fuck you in a heartbeat, regardless of dominant or not.

But now you add that dominant thing on there. I'm just like my brain is starting to explode and

pour out. And then he hits me with this, are you an escort? And I'm like, what? What the fuck?

I didn't know where. Are you an escort? I was stunning. Hey everyone, welcome to the

Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I am Layla. How is everybody doing out there? Happy Tuesday.

Oh my gosh, can you believe we're at the end of November? Just about. Holy smokes. I can't believe it. We're almost into the end of the

year. This is incredible. This year has gone by so fast. So much has gone on. And right now, I am

smack dab in the middle of this. Basically searching for my parent-a-spare, the Friends with Benefits

Quest is totally throttled up as fast as I can go with it. And I'm in the quagmire with

dinglings. So I thought we'd have a fun episode today so I can just kind of show you what comes,

what's going on, talk about the guys and some of the

ding-dongs that don't make the cut, which unfortunately there are a lot of. But that's, I guess,

to be expected. Now, before I jump into that, guys, I just want to remind you that I love, love,

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