Dirty Sexy Hush Money

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Well it’s been another boring week without news here in America. Yikes. Anyway, we covered: potential campaign finance violations related to Trump’s sex NDAs, Mueller is moving and witnesses are losing it, Fox News freaks over the Oscars, and more. In a special “Keep It” edition of the show, Jon is joined by Ira Madison III, Kara Brown, and Louis Virtel to break down the week’s news, recorded live from Austin, Texas.

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0:00.0	It is so wonderful to see you all.
0:25.3	Thank you for coming out tonight.
0:27.6	I know this is Austin.
0:28.7	So you could have been spending this time at an old gas station converted into an open
0:35.3	air eatery that charges $17 for a margarita.
0:41.3	Don't cheer for that.
0:43.6	Don't cheer for it.
0:45.1	How many Edison bulbs do you need?
0:50.0	Did you guys know that the purchase of Edison bulbs and exposed wood for various mess-cow
0:57.0	bars is helping support Texas's growing economy?
1:06.6	Take a can of beer.
1:09.1	You want to charge $6 for it.
1:11.4	What do you do?
1:13.8	Tariffs.
1:23.7	What I was going to say is only that if you want to charge $6 for any can of domestic beer,
1:31.8	you need exposed wood.
1:34.3	You need Edison bulbs.
1:37.3	That's it.
1:39.4	We're out south by the Southwest where people just can...
1:49.4	In the past, first of all, that's hilarious.
1:53.5	Just hard-booming for Southwest.
1:55.0	Very similar to when we mentioned we're in Houston with an incredibly liberal Houston
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