Dirty Rush: No No’s…Ho Ho’s…and Woe Woe’s...in the Sleeping Porch
The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast
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3.8 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2026
⏱️ 17 minutes
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We’re unlocking the door to a bedroom full of college-aged women—and all that comes with it.
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| 0:00.0 | The Secrets of the Sleeping Porch. |
| 0:06.2 | Hi, so this is my sophomore year at University of Michigan. |
| 0:11.2 | I'm living in at Alpha Phi, and there's this tiny screen-dened-in sleeping porch. |
| 0:16.5 | Usually at a lot of schools, I feel like don't have sleeping porches, but we do. And it was basically |
| 0:22.3 | five little beds, like crammed together. And the rule of thumb, like rule number absolutely |
| 0:28.5 | one was absolutely no boys allowed. It's strictly for girls, meant for gossip, cheap wine, of course. |
| 0:34.0 | And while whatever we get up to when everyone's not home and we come home from a night |
| 0:38.2 | out and we're sort of drunk one friday night me and my friends emma lila and sophy are hanging out |
| 0:44.4 | sipping wine we just gotten back from going out and we decided to play a game called our past hookups |
| 0:49.7 | one of the things that we all love love to talk about because a lot of us are Eskimo sisters. |
| 0:56.1 | So it's just great to reminisce and maybe talk about the things that we all got up to. |
| 1:02.5 | The rules are simple. |
| 1:03.7 | We all wrote our name on a little piece of paper of our best hookup, fold it up, folded it up, and put it in a little bowl. |
| 1:12.3 | Then we all took turns, pulling a name, |
| 1:14.2 | and giving like a flirty confession and ridiculous story |
| 1:18.4 | about that person without saying who wrote it. |
| 1:21.3 | At the end, it kind of sounds innocent, |
| 1:23.0 | but after a few glasses of wine, |
| 1:25.1 | it definitely gets chaotic and super juicy. |
| 1:27.6 | We're laughing, whispering, and Emma, start sharing this wild story about a guy she met at a party |
| 1:32.7 | that she ended up having a one-night stand with. |
| 1:35.0 | And Sophie chimes in with a story about a frat boy who said into her dams in the middle of class |
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