Dirty Old Tissues
Shut up a Second
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 1:00.0 | and I'm Zoe Bay and today's topic is dirty old tissues |
| 1:04.2 | yay let's get Krusty! Would you rather pick up a dirty old tissue that goes crunch or that makes you wet? |
| 1:18.6 | Oh, that's very difficult. |
| 1:20.6 | Crunch, crunch. |
| 1:22.1 | I don't know if I can answer that so quickly. |
| 1:24.8 | Zoe, you're so confident. |
| 1:26.6 | But crunch, imagine it crumbling off under your fingers. Oh, no. No, I'd rather that than wet. I'd rather have someone's dry snot than someone's wet snot or someone's dry calm than someone's wet calm. It changes from come to snot. Yeah. Okay, so... Noticeably. It changes from cum to snort is scary. Whoa, it changes from cum to snot before my very eyes. Sorry, go on. So if you pick up a tissue and I'm going to be generous, I'm going to say you're picking it up with fingers. Okay. So you're not palming it. What was the other option? Okay, palm, palm. |
| 2:01.4 | So you're not, you're not picking it up and sp- |
| 2:03.8 | With your mouth? Yeah, you're like, I'll be generous. You're using your hand. It's not that you've got a tissue that you're scrunching into your palm. You're picking it up as you would pick it up. so it's mainly fingers, maybe a bit of palm touch, but you're not squishing it. |
| 2:18.4 | If it's wet, you squish mainly fingers, maybe a bit of palm touch, but you're not squishing it. |
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