Better strap yourself in.

It's time for the Howie Car Show.

It's a happy day.

My heart feels like an alligator.

Howie Car, Boston Hero Colonist and Radio Hitman.

The public will be truly amazed by that.

Howie is sort of an insidious force in this area.

It comes from the Tadloid talk show stuff in Boston, and it was concocted there.

Live from the Burner Less Lethal Pistol Studio.

It is a special pleasure for me to introduce Howie Car.

I love that dirty water.

I know, Boston, you're my home.

Welcome to the Howie Car Show, 844-5-42.

You wouldn't believe what I've been going through here with these guests to Grace's birthday party.

I spread out all the broken red tail light on the desk here in the studio.

And I told them they could take as many as they wanted.

You know, the way they sometimes, the cops sometimes like, you know, mark evidence.

So I said, I'd be happy to take my Sharpie here and just initial everything.

You know, like it's a legal document, page 13, the legal document.

And some of them began accusing, asking me, are you sure this is real tail light?

Are you, I, do you, did this really come from 34 Fairview Roadcan mask?

I can't believe that they would question me.

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