Got to be on the right side.

You got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.

That's okay now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the bright side.

We like living in a clean society with the trash picked up, the toilet scrubbed, and the truck drivers that honk when you do that arm thing out the window.

That's fun, tut-toot. But in order to live a clean life,

like the little porcelain princesses we are, somebody's got to do the dirty work. Today we're going on

the porter potties. We're getting in the dump trucks. And hey, did you know a coyote urine

collector makes 80K a year? What? Yes, we're doing dirty jobs on this episode of The Brighter Side. Oh, yeah. Coyote urine, you can get it at Home Depot, and you put it in your yard, and it's so like other things think of predators there so it'll come around. Oh, interesting. But that means somebody's going to, like, suck off these coyotes. Well, that's not how pee works. Yeah, because dudes, they pee inside you, and that's how you get pregnant, right? Coyote, that's, you know, that's a dirty job, but it also seems incredibly dangerous. Dangerous. Yeah's why. What do you do?

It's stuck in me off. The coyotes, I hear him all the time when I'm staying up at Jeff's house. They're there. Oh, bo, bo, hobo, hobo, hobo, bo, hobo, bo, ha, bo, bo. And then you hear something else just scream because it's getting ripped to shreds. How many coyotes do you think you could take? I think I could take three.

I'd say three.

It depends. It is, how many coyotes do you think you could take? I think I could take three.

I'd say three.

It depends on sometimes they're big, sometimes they're small.

I could take three.

If I had a weapon, say like a baseball bat, I could take five.

Ooh, I see, the weapon of my choice, I think we've talked about this before.

It's like, you know, like cops will have them from back in the day. It's like a, it's like you whip it out, you know, it's like a flimsy rod, you know, like I feel like that's perfect for beaten coyotes. That reminds me of like the stick. My mom used to make me go pick. She's like, go pick a switch. Oh, you would think. had for you? That is real for me. I've heard that, you know, many times, but I've never known anyone that actually had to do it. It is real. And that's why, because you would think, oh, you pick the small switches, but they hurt worse because they go, they got them flexibility. Woo, you got to pick a thick switch.

Yeah, big stick. And I had tree stump. Yeah, something she can't pick up. Yeah. Yeah. Just roll it back. And then she's just like, all right, lay down. And I'm going to fucking beat you. Lay down. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely got switched once because I let the dog out of the shed when she was in heat. but she kept screaming and crying and I let her out.

And she took a fucking switch to me. once because I let the dog out of the shed when she was in heat, but she kept screaming and crying,

and I let her out.

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