Dirty Diet Coke, Bonus Fruits and Mormon Funeral Potatoes

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2015

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

I included Dirty Diet Coke in this episode title because ever since Jenna talked about it on the show, I can't stop thinking about it. I am to Dirty Diet Coke as Greg Heller is to Mormon Funeral Potatoes. Also, I've decided to write these show descriptions in a different way. What do you think? Lemme know. I can easily go back to taking myself out of the description however let's be real, I am writing these words. Anyhoozles, Jenna and Al and Greg were back on this episode and joined Jeff, Daniel and me for a chat about almost getting run over by a bike on the sidewalk (while I was texting), tap dancing, Adoption vs. IVF and people being kinda dickish online, Greg's fishing and surfing trip, bathroom habits, peach air freshener, the extendo version of The Fruit Song, Greg's dream about Anderson Cooper, shaking hands with the unemployed (i.e. masturbation), Pretty Little Liars, Gilmore Girls and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen,
0:07.0	is your new best friend, show. Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest. She's a comedian who
0:12.1	just last week was kicking back in Palm Springs while her baby was kicking her back, gallbladder
0:16.7	and spleen. It's Jenna Kim Jones. He's about to become a father, which means he's got
0:21.8	about two more weeks to get back to that South American strip club one last time. It's
0:26.3	Alan Moss and a producer who'd rather hang out with fish than people, but who can blame
0:31.7	him? A fish never put him on a budget. It's Greg Heller. Chef Jeff is here to show
0:36.9	you how to make pea soup with just a case of beer. I'm her husband Daniel and my life
0:41.6	is like a box of chocolates. Something I can't enjoy because my wife won't let me. Saying
0:46.3	hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:53.3	Hello my little cherries Jubilee. It's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting Thursday episode.
2:50.0	I'm a bike rider and I've been hit by a car twice while riding a bike. So I feel like
2:54.5	I have the leeway to discuss this. But if you're going to be going, what the fuck man?
2:58.5	What the fuck man? Every car on the road, you should stop it. Stop sign. Well, I felt super
3:02.8	contrite and like I want to be like, oh, I'm so sorry. And then I mean, he was already
3:06.3	gone. He was going so fast. But then I was like, wait a minute. What the hell is he doing?
3:12.0	So then I felt indignant. But anyway, okay. So there's so much to get to. Everyone has
3:18.3	stories of where they've been. It turns out not me. Everyone doesn't include you. Just
3:27.6	kidding. Just kidding. You're going away at the end of the month. And where we'll be sure
3:34.8	to hear stories about that. But fruit song, which has been in my head since last week.
3:43.8	And we begin with the fruits. Turns out there's more to the fruit song than what we had heard.
3:51.1	There's like five other fruits and a breakdown. I thought there had to be more to the song,
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