Dirty Bathrooms: Number 2

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

One of the worst things on Earth is having to poop in a dirty bathroom. All dignity is lost, and you almost have to scream your way through it. Well, this week on the Brighter Side Amber & Ed have local dirty bathroom expert Keith Carey on to talk truck stops, glory holes, and college life. Be doodoo to yourselves.

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0:00.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:05.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.
0:14.0	That's okay now I've got to me.
0:18.0	On the right side, you got to be on the bright side
0:22.6	You got to watch
0:23.6	On the bright side
0:24.6	It's 3 a.m. at your local bar.
0:28.6	You've picked up a sexy little number you've been chatting up all night and go back to their place.
0:32.6	Score.
0:33.6	You have a little fun afterwards and go to wash up when you turn the bathroom lights on and
0:39.2	oh, why is it wet everywhere? Why is the tile black? The toilet lid is wide open and brown.
0:48.4	Toilets aren't brown? Why is the toilet brown? Is that something crawling on your feet?
0:54.8	Where is the toilet paper?
0:56.1	Are you supposed to use your hands to wipe like an animal?
0:58.9	The shower curtain grazes your arm and you notice it's covered in mold.
1:03.3	Filth!
1:04.1	The faucet handles are cacted in green and the...
1:07.4	Oh my God, and then you notice it's covered in mold!
1:10.3	No, it's hair. the soap is full of hair.
1:13.5	The bathroom's mirror is covered in white spots? Ah, is this hell? You go to wipe your hands and the towel is wet and stinky.
1:21.6	Why is the toilet brown? Did you just wipe your hands with a poo-poo towel? Why is it toilet brown? Why is it
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