Saw bones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out.

We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves hot like a rum.

I'm not a sense, I'm not a sense, the escalator might come before the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saw Bones.

Emerald Turbist guy, medicine, I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

And we're broke. That's right folks.

Mc's Fun Network is broke. We're ruined.

No, that's not. We're not. We're not.

We're broke. We're ruined.

And this is the time of year where you get to say, no, I'm not going to let the network cancel maximum fun.

The higher ups, the big cheese.

This is the way to fight the man.

The big cheese, the man wants to shut us down.

This is a pirate signal you're getting right now.

And the man wants to buy it and shut it down and turn it into just another channel fall of.

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