Direct Buy, BYEEEEEE!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW! Don’t call Bryan boss! Octo-mom...where are they now? Jon & Kate Plus 8 Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins? COD, the second worst idea ever TCB watches a Direct Buy Infomercial of years past Become a furniture insider! No need to worry anymore, you can be on the inside! Just a one time payment... Direct Buy: The Second American Revolution No 'Hey Boss' here! A furniture store that feels like home...*Meryl Streep voice* groundbreaking. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	With less and less young people coming to the church, I fear we're not going to be able
0:27.1	to afford our zip lines anymore. The zip lines are like an integral part of the Sunday
0:32.1	service and we're barely making payments on the EDM Prayer Hall we got last year.
0:37.9	I feel like if we don't get more people to the church next month we're not going to
0:41.5	be able to go to Disneyland. We're going to have to go the month after.
0:49.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break, first you get your furniture I want to totally
0:53.6	avoid that place. Great house and everything but where do you get your furniture? Me and
1:00.1	my wife would like to avoid that at all cost. Direct by you mean you'd actually join
1:05.8	that shitty fucking club. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
1:13.0	Yeah, yeah, Kevin kittens welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green this is my
1:19.2	dear friend and the beautiful co-host Kristen Joy Haudley sending a bestie over there.
1:23.6	Bestie over there Brian.
1:25.5	Standing a bestie you out there in the bus gas universe. Oh wait, hold on what's that
1:30.3	I hear? That's the lawn mower.
1:34.7	Hey boss. Hey boss. I'm coming between 12 and 3 like you told me to. No I said don't
1:42.1	come between 12 and 3. Okay boss. I got you. And he's time someone says boss. I know
1:48.8	they're going to do the exact opposite of what was promised. Hey boss it's only going
1:53.2	to cost $3,000 to tile that ball. Oh okay great thanks. So it's actually $6,000 more
1:58.6	like 12. Hey boss got a little problem at the house. What's that? It fell down. But don't
2:06.6	worry boss. We're taking care of it. So I surprise. Okay buddy. Thanks. That's fucking
2:14.9	word. I heard people call me boss. That was on a phone call with like a podcast thing
2:18.4	a thing. Where there are things being promised and talked about all this. It's like don't
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