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Anything Better?

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Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Is there Anything Better than Bill & Paul talking about middle school basketball and sex droughts.


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0:00.0

What's up, everybody? And welcome back to the anything better podcast with your host,

0:10.0

Paul Beres, the bill, her producer Andrew Themless. And you guys are listening to episode

0:15.0

number 47. It's another weird number. We're entering the weird, we're always into the

0:19.5

weird numbers from 46 on bill. What do we got?

0:23.2

Number 47. We got the great Jack Morris.

0:27.4

Pitches for Detroit. And I want to say, he put for the blue jays too. I know he says to

0:32.1

shutdown power picture. The Tom Selik mustache. It was over when he came in, you know,

0:39.3

shut down your bullpen and send them all home. Who cares? I'm pitching the whole game and we're

0:44.4

winning. Tom Glavin. Oh, Tommy. That's a hole. I mean, that's an animal. I mean, the pitching staff

0:51.8

that the Atlanta Braves drafted in the 1990s that they hadn't run into those fucking Yankees,

0:57.9

man, Jesus Christ. I mean, that was right up there with the ones that Baltimore had.

1:03.9

We do it again. Maddox, Smoltz, Maddox, Smoltz, Glavin. That's three Hall of Famers, right?

1:11.7

Three Hall of Famers on the same pitching staff. It's unbelievable. Yeah. And then in football,

1:18.0

you got Marv Woodson running back corner, back for the Pittsburgh Steelers honorable mention.

1:25.9

Ronnie Lapet of the New England Patriots back when they had the white helmet with the white

1:33.0

face mask back in the days to love watching him play corner. You know, it's one of the 85

1:40.5

both team that got, you know, unfortunately destroyed by the 46 defense, but they went down and

1:45.2

they beat the goddamn dolphins in the orange ball. One of the great Super Bowls rematch pull that

1:50.4

never happened. The only team to beat the 85 Bears was the 1985 Miami dolphins on Monday night

1:59.4

protecting the 17 to 0 1972 dolphins record. It's one of the greatest games I ever saw.

2:06.8

Damarino never fucking played better. The whole team was unbelievable. He just stood there and

2:11.8

just beat those guys, right? Slinging it all over the field. They could have avenged their one loss.

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