4.6 • 612 Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey there, buddy. Don't forget, there's plenty of Last Podcast Network merch available over on Last Podcastmerch.com. |
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0:25.0 | Got to fall on the right side. |
0:28.8 | You got to be on the right side. |
0:33.1 | I spend my paycheck off by the boost. |
0:37.1 | That's okay. And now've got it to be in. |
0:40.3 | You've got to be on the bright side. |
0:44.3 | You've got to keep on the bright side. |
0:48.3 | You have been magically transported to the year negative 500 billion. |
0:55.7 | You wake up. |
0:58.2 | The king of lizards is here. |
0:58.8 | Ow! |
1:03.5 | We have scorpions the size of wolves. |
1:05.0 | Hi, it's me. |
1:06.3 | I'm a scorpion. |
1:12.1 | You are armed with only one spear and the heart of a man. |
1:18.9 | The air is crystal pure because the trees are green like virgins. |
1:23.1 | I send those versions of the hospital. |
1:25.3 | We're going to get a bunch of green virgins. |
1:26.9 | Greed is inexperienced. |
1:28.5 | Oh, okay. I thought they were just green like both like swamp women |
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