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🗓️ 3 June 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, Prime Members! You can listen to Wow in the World, Early and Add Free on Amazon Music. |
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0:36.7 | Okay, time to check the local news! Remote control! |
0:47.7 | Quick! |
0:49.2 | For WOWTV, I'm Bob Dwyer, sitting in for Colin Sik. |
0:54.9 | In today's top story, the local zoo is missing one of its own. |
0:59.1 | After a 7-foot, 220-pound African ostrich escaped from his enclosure. |
1:04.9 | We now go live to the zoo to check in with an eyewitness who claims to have seen the ostrich |
1:10.2 | quote, prancing away like a pantless thundercuse. |
1:14.2 | Yeah, that's right. I saw it. At first I thought it was just this dude running around wearing |
1:20.2 | some brown sunglasses and then I noticed the beak and the feathers and I thought, hey man, |
1:25.8 | something I ain't right about that guy and I said, look at there, his knees has been in |
1:29.6 | the wrong way and he ain't got no ears. |
1:33.9 | The unofficials believe that the pantless thundercuse ostrich may have been assisted in |
1:40.6 | its escape by this unidentified individual. |
1:44.5 | Nothing to see here, folks. Just walk it through the zoo! |
1:52.7 | The zoo is offering a $100 reward for the return of the ostrich and asking that all |
1:58.9 | sightings be reported to zoo officials at 5555555555. |
2:07.0 | What is she done this time? |
2:10.2 | Okay, on your mark, get set, go! |
2:14.1 | Wait, what? Come on, run faster! You can do it! Get those little wings to take flight! |
2:21.3 | Huh? |
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