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Got to be all on the right side.

I got to be all on the right side.

I said in my paycheck called my little books.

That's okay.

And now I've got to me.

All on the bright side, you got to be on

dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs!

Some are real big and some are real tiny. They all got tails and big old slimy eyes.

And they died. They died from an asteroid that came from outer space. Do you think that was God

getting rid of his creations? I, hold to me, Neely, who's guessing on this motherfucker. You went

before me? Wow. You son of a bitch. That's big dick energy right there. That's big dick energy. And I don't think it was an asteroid. I think it was God's own big dick himself. Slaping down on the earth. Or his ass. It's an asteroid. He's got to be sat on the fucking earth and he shit a big ducky into the river system. And then all the dinosaurs, they ate it up. They ate up off his poo. And they got diphtheria. Oregon Trail disease died all the dinosaurs. Yeah, dude, I fucking got some dinosaur facts for you bitches today. I want to hear one. Let's hear the first dinosaur fact.

They're just a bunch of fucking birds, bro.

Fuck you.

Let's start with that dumb ass horse shit.

They are not birds.

They're lizards.

I can't believe you.

The lizard king is calling dinosaurs birds.

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