Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor.

Today is Wednesday.

And joining us today, it's been too long, my main, mate. Maddie Ryan, hey boy, hey. Hey, girl, hey, what's going on? How we've been? I've been out of the mix. I'm all fired up. Where in the world is, Maddie San Diego? What's going on, bro? I'm back home on the island of Manhattan. Thank God. I have had enough of this travel, of these children, of the sun, of the beer, of grilled meats.

I got a fucking goober on my lip because I bit my lip and then laid in the sun so I have herpes.

And not even the good kind.

I'm just a fucking mess.

So I'm happy to be home.

A goober on my lip. Oh, it's disgusting. Don't zoom in. Oh, man. My fucking kids still are not in school. Oh, dude. I know. My nephews are still not in school here. Like, today is Wednesday. They start Thursday. It's like, dude, wasn't it always Labor Day? Yes. Tuesday you start. Yeah. You're gone. Yes. You're gone. Yeah. Now it's, let me send them to school for two days and then give them right back to you. No, that's horrible. And fucking sports are starting this weekend. Yep. Not. Hi. How you doing? Hey, good. How you doing? I'm talking to myself. I just talk to myself. Literally. I'm no, I feel you on like, yeah, we love vacation. But like, sometimes I'm like, oh, God. I'm just so sick of vacation. And the first, like, fucking not sleeping in your own bed. Get a life. Just a day. And life just you know what and my bigger thing is because I can sleep well because I'm usually heavily medicated with alcohol

tobacco and firearms but I I um I don't ever feel clean until I shower in my home shower that is

a you problem just Just for the record.

It's a little bit of an OCD thing.

It's not resonating with the host, huh?

Yeah, no.

I will say, though, well, I gravitate towards, like, different showers.

Like, my parents would go visit them.

Like, my parents' bathroom is mine.

I take a regular duty in their bathroom every morning.

What do you take? Diaries and everybody else is? I don't know. No, but you know, like that vacation shower. It's like, yeah, it's hot. I'm on the beach all day. I got to start vacationing different places besides the beach. Yeah. I don't do anything. I just sit and I golf. I played golf on my wife's birthday. You piece of shit. Well, that is aggressive, first of all. I mean, holy cow. No, golf, first of all, golf is such a bone of contention with so many of my friends who are married to men. Yeah, it's so long. It's a long day.

Being a golf widow is a real thing. And it, like, it really is, like, I still remember being golf widowed. Like, and I didn't even really like hanging out with them. And it's still pissed me off. Well, it's a long, you're just alone for a month. But, listen. But not on her birthday. How'd you get away with that?

What better present than not having to hang out with me on your birthday morning?

You're so. You're poked in the back by an awake, Maddie. You're so correct. Actually, that's a great- You give me some dick for your birthday. The greatest gift you could have given her. Yeah, right? Well, what a cool, I do on a birthday? What my bestie do? Well, we, we, so the reason I golfed is because my, my nephew was up in Maine, um, staying in the apartment below our house. And we, uh, he texted me. He was like, yo, can we play golf this time again? And, um, and I said, sure. And he said, how about Tuesday? I'm free to. And I was like, fine. This was like two weeks before we went up there. So I was like, fine. Not realizing a Tuesday was August 26th, the day of,

the day of, And he said, how about Tuesday? I'm free to. And I was like, fine. This was like two weeks before we went up there.

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