Hey guys, welcome to the Leo and Danny Show podcast, the show where we're all about positivity and love.

How was your weekend, my brother?

Oh, it was fantastic.

Me and my girlfriend, we picked a great place to eat.

It was right.

We made the decision almost at the exactly same time, so I can't give her credit or myself credit.

And it was great.

Then we had a nice little Valentine's. I didn't drink too much though.

You know, they say birds of a feather always think together.

That's right.

Because you said you made a decision at the exact same time.

Austin, how did things go with you and your love?

I just, I jacked off a bunch of times.

Hey, we got to cut that out, Austin. That's not advertiser-friendly talk. It's not healthy. It's also not healthy. It's also not positive, Leo. It's not positive at all. I took a day to myself to focus on my mental health. Oh, beautiful. You know, mental health break day for Valentine's Day. I'm in love with myself at the end of the day.

Did you do any yoga? Oh, of course. Did you eat any tofu? Deep breathing. I'm actually keto right now and I'm not sure if tofu's on keto diet. Keto, I see keto is sort of a microaggression because I think you're still allowed to eat meat, which is, I mean, get with the times, man. You're taking the soul of a beautiful living thing that was probably murdered violently and you're eating it.

That can't be good. I mean, get with the times, man. You're taking the soul of a beautiful living thing that was probably murdered violently and you're eating it.

That can't be good for you.

If you read The Jungle by like Upton Sinclair, you'll understand, man.

Yeah.

If you watch the documentary Blackfish, and I know people don't eat killer whale, but it's all the same because we're all one.

Right.

That killer whale, he lost his mind and we caused him a loss, lose his mind, and then he murdered four people. But it was our fault in the end. It was our fault. So whenever an animal strikes out at a human, it's always for the sins of our kind. That's right. Even if he stripped that guy completely of his skin and took his skull off and bit his genitals off.

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