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That needs to be our let's go, Brandon.

We need to be injected with more meaning.

We have on the horn right now, Hobbit Hand Hooch.

A very popular member of the Danny Mullen regime.

He was on a podcast. It's the one I recommend to women at bars to watch where they go, oh, what episode should I watch? I go, there's this one called Hobbit Hand Hooch about a man with a small appendage. The episode's actually called Hobbit Hand. Shut up, Hobbit Hand. And the contrary, I prefer nobody to know I ever did a show with this guy because I don't want women to know I hang out with cripples. You are a sick son of a bitch. Just because he has a little hand, Danny. You know what comes in you? It's useful. He's a tiny hand. It's a very tiny hand. You know, the best use for Hobbit Hand Hooch's hand. And you know what? Hobbit Hand Hooch as a person, he should be hired by gay men to get the gerbils back.

Oh my God. Hobbit Hand Hooch's hand. And you know what? Hobbit Hand Hooch as a person, he should be hired by

gay men to get the gerbils back. Oh my God. He gets he's on call with like about he's on call

with like 46 hospitals in Florida. Like that's his specialty. He's like a locksmith. Fucking elbow

deep, baby. Elbow deep. There's no contraption that can do it except for Hobbit Hand's hand.

Hobbit Hand, are you willing to do that?

I'm a little scared of gerbils.

They might be carrying rabies.

I know you're not afraid of gay men's cavernous anuses, though.

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