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Dinklebot vs. Nolanbot: WHO WINS? - The Patch #121

The Patch

Gus Sorola

Leisure, Video Games, Games

4.6565 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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The Patch Discusses Nolan North in Destiny Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I think we should start using that as the, like, the new theme song.

0:14.5

Meg already threatened to do that to me once with the freeplay thing.

0:16.9

I didn't.

0:17.6

No?

0:18.0

I don't edit freeplay, so.

0:19.5

Oh, yeah, see the power is out of your hands.

0:21.8

I know.

0:22.4

Oh, no.

0:23.4

We can take care of this.

0:24.7

Can we control a room?

0:26.0

We can take care of this.

0:27.0

We can make a new theme.

0:28.5

The recording hadn't started.

0:29.4

Starring Ryan.

0:30.1

Yeah, it was, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, I didn't have words. It was very poorly lyrics. Now I have it again. You have some of it.

0:38.4

Look, I retain all rights to my intellectual property. Thank you. Yeah, but you work at Richard T's. All of your intellectual property is Richard T's, go fuck yourself. And we can do whatever we want. Don't make me Marty O'Donnell you. I'll do it. You get fired? Okay. And then what went a lawsuit?

0:53.0

Yeah, well, see, it worked out pretty well for him, right?

0:55.1

It did.

0:55.7

Vacation time, yeah?

0:56.8

Look at that segue into a news. Fired? Okay. And then what went a lawsuit? Yeah, well, see, it worked out pretty well for him, right?

0:55.1

It did. It did. It worked out really well. Look at that segue into a news thing. Hi, let's introduce ourselves. Meg. Ashley. Ryan in spirit of Gus. Aw, I got messed up this time. It did. We separated. There you go. Ashley's the buffer. Meg Ashley Ryan. That's actually Meg Ryan's middle name. I'm in a referee now. All right. Wait a minute. I'm the middle name. Yeah. Well, no, that's what we're saying is what if, what if Meg Ryan has a middle name. And it's Ashley. What if we just completed the circle?

1:23.6

Interestingly enough, you know, I have a cousin who has my exact name, my first and middle name. In college, I dated two girls named Lisa Marie back to back. Weird. That's what I dated. I dated two dudes with the same name back to back, and that weirded me out. Two Lisa Marie's would really weird me out for a couple of reasons. Very, yeah. It seems like a very specific name. It's like, wow, okay. I guess your parents were really into. It's all over. Dang it. You know, someone on Twitter sent us a potential Halloween one that's got skeleton hands for the hourglass. That's cool. Yeah, right? Can we just use that all the time? Because this one isn't holding time very well. It doesn't hold time at all. It lets it escape one grain at a time, Ryan.

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