Welcome to the Eric Mataxis show.

I shouldn't tell you this, but Eric hired someone who sounds just like him to host today's show.

But since I'm the announcer, they told me.

So I am telling you, don't be fooled.

The real Eric's in jail. And welcome. Oh, good morning. I didn't know, I didn't know you'd be tuning in this morning, folks. Well, welcome. Welcome. We're not quite ready yet. So we're just going to chit-chat for a while. Actually, no, we've got great news. We have a few pieces of

great news. Albin and Chris, we've got some great news. First of all, first of all, let me say,

in a couple of minutes, we're talking to our friend Dinesh D'Souza from India. And he has always amazing things to share.

I don't think you want to miss hour one today.

If you have to miss an hour today,

miss hour two when we talk to our spectacular friend,

Votes Tredamus, Kevin McCullough,

although frankly, you don't want to miss that either.

But right now, before I start talking, Chris, you've got a piece of good news that bears directly

on the election. What is your news, Chris?

Well, here at the Wehawk and Chicken Farm, we're proud to announce that we got our first

egg this morning from our New Jersey chickens.

Are you serious?

Yes, my wife came out this morning.

She was very excited.

She said we got our first egg.

So we're going to wait for the little ones to come up from school.

Are you going to name the baby?

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