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Hey everybody, welcome to Hold Up with Dulce Sloan and Josh Johnson.

That's us by the way.

I know I was saying it like it was two other people that we were going to interview and talk

to, but it's us.

I don't know why I say my name like I've forgotten my name before I say my name.

But we are here to discuss a really important topic today.

Something that's weighed on our hearts and our minds for basically our entire lives.

And we had no idea that the other didn't feel the same way.

Honestly, this is one of those things where it's best that we became good friends before

we found this out about each other or else one would have judged the other pretty harshly.

We probably would have judged each other.

Today's topic is diners versus waffle houses.

Yep.

Okay.

This is waffle houses of the world taken on the diners of the world.

Well, well, it's the waffle houses of America.

Because I don't believe waffle house is a international company.

I feel like if it is, we would have heard about it.

I feel like yes, because waffle house only operates like the closest waffle house to

here is in Pennsylvania.

And me and my friend Ben, Ben Bergman, shout out to Big Bergman.

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