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I was walking outside just enjoying the weather.

I can't tell if I'm getting uglier or if more men are becoming feminists.

But it's getting quiet out there.

I know we're not supposed to like the cat calling, but it could be helpful.

It could be funny, I was outside and some guy was like, he won't go out. I was like, no.

He was like, why not? I got a car and a clean dick.

Like I'm supposed to be like what a car and a clean dick somebody made a deal with the devil I just got out of a relationship. My ex had a very particular fetish that became an issue.

He had a fetish for pregnant women. He loved pregnant porn. That was his thing.

I'm like, I'll get fatter for you if you want, but that's his bars will go.

And then he said, no, I think it would turn. if you want, but that's as far as we'll go.

And then he said, no, I think it would turn me on to feel a life inside of you.

I'm alive.

Right here, maybe. Uh, what do you? All right, that was Dina Hashem from Comedy Central Stand Up featuring hello everybody.

I am Tom Tekar this is Stand up with Tom to car. I'm joined as always by producer

extraordinary coach T. How are you coach?

Doing so very well Tom. It's a beautiful day day today it's beautiful where you are it's

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