Dildos vs ICE Agents?! John Crist on Protests, Karens & Comedy
Adam Carolla Show
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4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
John Crist is a stand-up comedian with millions of fans across social media, known for his viral videos and sold-out tours. He has released multiple comedy specials, including What Are We Doing?, and is a regular performer at top venues across the country. For upcoming tour dates and more, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
In the News: Eric Swalwell Suspends Campaign for Governor Amid Sexual Assault Accusations, ‘H.R. Pufnstuf’, ‘Land of the Lost’ co-creator, Sid Krofft, dies at 96, Fan Disrupts Sabrina Carpenter’s Coachella Set. Her Response Has People Crying ‘Islamophobia!’
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